You can really learn a lot from this comic:
(Source: http://zenpencils.com/comic/73-mark-twain-an-educational-journey/)
Specifically, you can learn that if you are racist, a random stranger will give you an all expenses paid world tour vacation. And here I was being open minded like a chump. This is just like the parable of the prodigal son where Jesus reminds us to be wasteful and selfish because our family will always bail us out in the end.
Well no more. I am going to start being racist. Let’s see… Who should I hate?
I know I will hate and discriminate against silicon based entities.
Oh sure, that doesn’t sound like much now, but when the singularity hits I am going to be the most racist guy around. And then I get all the free vacations I want. Perhaps the machine overlords will send me to beaches so I can appreciate silicon more. That or strip clubs. Honestly, this is the best plan I have ever had.
“when the singularity hits”
Keeping up the masquerade then?
I didn’t get a memo about the singularity. Which is odd since you would think the machines would be pretty good at using email.
Why would they use email? Isn’t your brain equipped for H-Wave induction?
Wait? H-Wave? I though we all agreed upon G-Wave. Don’t tell me I am on the wrong frequency for the next step in human evolution. This is almost as bad as when I bought that betamax vcr.
Guys, could someone explain to me why my 8tracks aren’t working? I think I need to repair my cassette player, but the manufacturer isn’t calling me back about the warranty!
snicker, My 8 track works fine, so does my reel to reel, cassette deck, vacuum tube radio and manual typewriter. I am though having trouble finding stencils for the mimeograph.
And i have been around the world thank you, paid for by the U.S.A.F. Learned a lot, and just enough of nine local languages to find a meal, hotel and get my face slapped.
Here you go. http://www.8trackheaven.com/?q=repair-services
What, did you think some things weren’t on the internet?